Posted 1 day ago

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

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Posted 2 days ago

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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Posted 3 days ago

wliabl:

London In B&W

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Posted 3 days ago

kikiarty:

what i mean when i call a character perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well written. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are”

so basically when i say they are perfect what i mean is thank god they aren’t 

Posted 3 days ago

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

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Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
  1. Period: You want cookies
  2. Period: You want to fuck
  3. Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  4. Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  5. Period: Kill them.
  6. Period: Kill them too.
  7. Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  8. Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  9. Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Posted 3 days ago

juilan:

mormondad:

pallbearers:

francieum:

laughoutloudrightnow:

bitch i will ✄ you

sorry i’m not lesbian

how do i download friends

http://www.download-friends.com/

they’ve got all 10 seasons

What the fuck is going on in this post

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Posted 3 days ago

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

Posted 3 days ago
  1. The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."